Everyone’s status on facebook is like “youu aree the besst thiiing thatsss evrr been minnnee<3”
and I’m like lol I’m single and I sing that song about my favorite shampoo
I don’t know that song, but I hate when a girl is all OMG ILY SO MUCH CHRIS (because she loves him, but not enough to spell out “I love you”) every single day on Facebook. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Hey, congratulations. You have a boyfriend. Guess what? I do too. But who I am as a person has nothing to do with my relationship status. It’s extremely immature to plaster that all over your wall. If you really feel the need to tell him 10 times a day how much you love him, send him a text. Posting it in a public area means that you’re trying to shove it down EVERYONE’s throat. Whenever I see that, I think, “Oh, hey, a 12 year old who is excited that someone likes them. Oh, wait. I’m not friends with any young children. You’re 23? GROW UP.”
